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HeHe. I am not trying to be provocative whatsoever, but a friend of mine from Liverpool happened to discover this page and he sent this link to me.
Thanks to izwan for sharing this rather "intriguing" info with all of us.

You have to admit it,this so called encyclopedia stuff is rather interesting, though somehow one might find if offensive and provocating.

And uh, it is akin to wikipedia, EXCEPT that in wikipedia, it tells u the facts, the truth about anything,even about dato' badruldin amiruddin [ i hope i got his name right this time], who is he? go and figure :P].. but this encyclopedia is rather the contrary.

and you can obtain any info. [ of course the false one] from it.
=)

go ahead. click the link. and enjoy yourself.

silly me..

Today is not a good day, not at all for me.
Well, nothing really bad happened to me, it's just that I feel more intense than ever right now

My tort essay is due on next wednesday, yet I have only started reading few pages of the God-knows-how-many- pages of law articles on tort.

I think I am worrying too much about the essay, fearing the worst, that I might not be able to come out with a good essay before the deadline. While others have already started doing revision for the upcoming exams. I am still stuck with this bloody essay.

Usually, I do perform well even when I am under immense pressure, because that is what keep me going on doing my work. Well, at least not today.


It has been almost a week since I had a "decent" meal. I am getting sick and tired of eating all this unhealthy and junky stuff; fruits, chocs, trifle, toasts and etc. So I decided to cook pasta today. Well, everything was fine, I did my cooking, and when it came to the tasting,YUCKSSSSSSSSSS.. disgusting!! uwekkk!!! something is very wrong about the pasta, it's not burned, it's not overcooked.. but something is absolutely wrong with the so called fried pasta!! I checked the tomato paste.. and checked the label on the bottle.. IT'S ALREADY EXPIRED!!! UWEKK.. and got KULATTTTT some more inside the bottle.

sigh

lucky that i have not eaten it yet. otherwise i might end up getting food poisoning [ the last time i suffered from it was when i had someone's nasi goreng cina in LIVERPOOL. lol :P ].

Without any hesitation, i threw it away, and then started cursing myself.. bodoh, stupid, mangkuk..blablabla. Then i finally decided to cook chicken curry, using malaysian curry paste!! hehe.. sounds tasty to me. focus faisal! u need to focus!! I cannot screw up again this time!! I put the frozen chicken in the microwave, and heat it for like 15 minutes. And when I came back to check the chicken.. MASYAALLAH!! it's almost half cooked,only then i realised i put the wrong setting at the microwave, instead of defrozen, i set it "high".. damn.

Just figure what happened next.. lol

Hehe

I know I am not good at cooking.. okay, that's an understatement.. i know i am hopeless when it comes to cooking, but today would be the worst.

For the time being, maybe i should continue eating fruits, raw vegetables and toasts. I should not get any closer to the kitchen, at least for now. the last thing i would want to do is to burn down this entire place and to get other people kicking my ass for that.. aiyakss..

ok, i'd better get back to my reading now.

Stop Being Too Judgmental!!

Have you ever received this kind of message before this;

xxxxx (4/15/2006 2:40:48 PM): Adakah anda percaya Allah itu wujud,kalau anda percaya hantar e-mail ini kepada 100 orang yang berada didalam list anda atau semua orang dalam list anda la senang cakap sket dan jika anda tidak percaya anda sah kafir laknat.

or anything like this?-->>

"ALL MUSLIMS !!!
DONT DELETE! IF YOUR A MUSLIM! PLEASE READ THIS!
This is true.From Madina Sheikh Ahmed has sent this news.On a Friday
Sheikh Ahmed fell asleep reading the Quraan. Then he dreamt the Prophet
Muhammed (saw) standing in front of him and saying that in one-week
seven thousand people died but not even one was a true Muslim. None did
what ALLAH wanted. He also said now is a bad time. These days Wives dontlook after their Husbands, Girls go round without being covered they do
not respect parents or others, Rich do not look after the poor, they do
not give gifts or money or do not give fulfil zakaat.he also said to
Sheikh Ahmed make people understand to give zakaat, To do prayer and to
keep fast. The day of judgement is near. When There is a single star in
the sky, straight away the path of forgiveness will close. The writing in
the Quraan will disappear (vanish). The Sun will lower itself with
earth.The Prophet said whoever reads this news to someone else,
" I WILL ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT MAKE HIM A PLACE IN PARADISE, AND IF
SOMEONE DOES NOT BELIEVE THIS NEWS TO BE TRUE THEY WILL BE BANISHED FROM
PARADISE"
If a poor person gives out this news to other people his/her good wish
will come true. Sheikh Ahmed said if this is not true then my death will
be off a Non-Muslim. The Prophet said
" KEEP FAST, DO PRAYERS, GIVE ZAKAAT AND GIVE KINDNESS TO THE POOR"
Whoever Forwards This will get his/her reward in three days. One Person
forward it to 40 people he had 8, 000 thousand, take prophit in his
buisness. One Person did not believe this news and his son died. One
kept Saying he will forward it today, tomorrow but never forward this
news he died as well.
PLEASE DO NOT THINK THIS IS NOT TRUE.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE""

I have been getting quite a lot of this junky stuff these days. I have no idea why people keep on forwarding this messages to me. Because that is completely crap.

read the first message. Why in the world would someone wants to send a message of that kind? And if the other person who receives that message refuses/fails/not wanting to/etc to forward it to others, does it makes him as apostate? a kafir? That is absolutely ridiculous. Nobody, not anyone in this world has the authority to say another Muslim as kafir, except for the Almighty Allah. And if I am not mistaken, it is actually a sin for a Muslim to call another Muslim a kafir, without any reasonable excuse whatsoever.

And the second message. This is not the first time I actually received it. Well, the purpose is good. To remind us, the Muslims to stay obedience to Allah and to be a devout Muslim. But why in that message must be a part where it somehow threatens its receivers, where if the readers/receiever fail to forward it to others, some bad luck will happen to that particular person, and vice versa. Isn't that qada' and qadar are all on God's hand? And why must it force others to redistribute it? I thought in the Quran, in Al Baqarah if I am not mistaken, Allah clearly says that there is no compulsion in Islam. As i said before this, the content is good, not all of it of course, but some of it could be useful for others. But why must it comes along with threats? Islam has nothing with this kind of thing. And even if one wants to forward this kind of chain letter to others, please get rid off the part where it threatens others.

Erm.. I am no expert on this. And I shall not elaborate more on this. The last thing on earth that I would want to happen to me is people calling me an apostate and whatsoever. I hate people who are being too judgmental.

Talking about judgmental. I just got to know that this one person whom I know, who is quite religious [ i presume He is], has been doing some background checks on me, and apparently now he has some bad impressions about me. And what's worse? He has been asking my friends why don't Faisal do this and that.Who cares!! But I have no idea why must He do that kind of thing.Doesn't he has anything else better to do? Please stop asking around on how well did I behave before this. It is my life. I live my life according to my own expectation, not others.

Erkhh.. luckily a friend told me about this. I really should have avoid this dude before this. Just because I don't do this and that, it doesn't make me a bad Muslim. Erkh.. stop judging people.. and live your own life, not others.

Sorry if I sound rather hostile. But I do not like to be forced into doing something and I hate people trying to make me feel guilty of what I am.

Sigh..

Ok.Better get back to work now. I still have my essays which need to be done now.

Last Day at Work..

Ouh, before I forget. I have now finally finished doing my part time job last wednesday. Yeay!! What a relief!!

Well, that is not the case actually. Somehow I am starting to miss my job now. Sigh. Not ONLY the money that I earned from it, but also the people whom I have got to know since I started working there.

I am gonna miss having to wake up as earliest as 530am just to get ready to work. I am gonna miss the moment when I had to do fast walking whenever I passed the bushes near the Westwood Games Hall because I was afraid of snakes or any other creepy reptiles that might bite me. Hehe, call it silly, but seriously, I am so scared of that thing.

And the one person that I am gonna miss so much is Denise.She has been very kind to me. Seriously, she is very much like a MOM to me. She would always make tea for me [ and us] when I first came to work early in the morning. I love chatting with her and I really enjoyed her company. Arghh, I love being pampered like that. That's why I said she is very much like a mom to me. Well of course, my MOM is not to be substituted to anyone else in this world. She's the best, of course!! Shit, suddenly I feel like I miss my mom so badly right now..

And ouh, not to forget the others as well. It was fun[ really??] working with these people and I really had a great time and I truly appreciate the a valuable experience [ and also the valuable moneyyyy] which I have earned from the job. I am now looking forward to do it again on the next vacation.

HoHo.

Updates!!

Blogging is like my new hobby. Hobby is something that you will only do during your leisure time, aight?I do not have that much of leisure time for now. So that is the reason I have not updated my blog for the past few days [ or maybe weeks]. It's not like I ni "hangat2 tahi ayam" okayyy Adam?? And plus, I did not do much of travelling this easter holiday. I only went to Liverpool, Manchester and Birmingham jerr [cuti2 dalam negara].. The last thing on earth that I wanna do is to blog on my mundane daily routines. Yuckss.. Sangat2 boring.

My essays deadline is on next week, and I still have not done anything much for it.don't feel like doing it really, but just for the sake of not wanting to fail for my paper, and then facing other undesirable consequences, I will do it.. erkk.. Hurmm..

i WILL do it. ANd i will certainly have to finish it. It just that I yet to feel the pressure of to do it. Sigh. I was sort of freaking out last week, worrying that I might not finish my legal theory essay [ which accounts for 40% of my final mark], but now I am back to who I am, ignorance, and of course.. pemalassssss..

While Hannah is now struggling doing her reading at Learning Grid, and Mars reading the case on Abbott, I am busying myself watching Prison Break [episode 17], and Lost [ though it is getting a bit draggy now]. What's next on my movie list?

Ouh by the way, I went to the cinema earlier today, watching SCARY MOVIE 4. And the verdict? If you are thinking of watching it at the cinema, better stop doing it now. Downloading it from the internet or at least buy a dvd [pirated one] of it would be a better idea. It is not worth of your money!! Seriously. Go and watch Ice Age 2 instead..!!

Ok then. Wanna continue watching some drama/movie for now. And Adam, I have now finally updated my blog. So please stop complaining about it. HeHeHe. and I am not hangat2 tahi ayam okayyyy.. :P

Jauh Perjalanan, Luas Permandangan...

It has been a busy week.
I was gone since last friday, where I went travelling to Birmingham [yeah, i know it is sooo damn near to my place but I still called it travelling], Manchester and Liverpool for 7 days. And now, I am back in Warwick. Nothing much has changed since I left [ for goodness sake, I was gone for only one week, not a year..HeHe], except for the signs at the Pool Meadow Bus Station, which I found rather confusing.

Anyway, I had a good one week trip. Thanks to great hospitality which I have received from Hazwan, Hairel, Apis, Dodo, Zawani [ thanks for the treat], and Izwan. HaHa. Too bad for Izwan because he has to see me again next week because I missed the chance to shop at Cheshire Oak because I was broke when we were there, and was informed that PNB has deposited our allowance only when we already went back to Liverpool. Damn!! I hope nobody is buying that Tommy and GAP jacket because I just love it soooo much..and I wanna have it sooo badly..!!!

There are few things which I forsurely will not forget about the trip. I shall not forget this one time where Dodo and I got into a stranger's car with the intention to give him the direction to this on place,but apparently it turned out that the driver is GAY, a sexual predator and was only seeking for prey. Yucks!!! It was like seeing a ghost, that I was berzikir through out the entire journey!!!! We both were still shivering even after that freak let us go!! Remember Dodo, don't you ever get into a stranger's vehicle, no matter how nice that person is. Lucky for us, nothing really bad happened that night, otherwise I might miss the chance to go and visit Izwan the next day after that.HeHe. One thing forsure, I still remain as a virgin as that guy did not touch me at all [ I was sitting at the back seat]. However I am not very sure about Dodo, as he was sitting next to the driver, and it happened dark at night. HiHiHi. I feel sorry for you dodo.

And now I finally know that when it comes to cooking, we both are at the same par. We both suck at it. Seriously. No offense Izwan. But remember nasik goreng that you cooked during the last night I was in Liverpool? I did not eat it at all, I just threw it away when you did not see it. Nice attempt, but maybe we should put less onions in it for next time okay? Or maybe we should just dine out when I come over to your place again okay? Hehe. Sorry dude. But spending time with you is always great.

To both Hairel and Apis [ I know you are not used to be called by this name, but I just can't help it..HeHe], it was great meeting both of you guys. That movie was GREAT!! HeHe. Too bad I was the only one watching the movie while both of you guys fell asleep. HeHe.

Thanks to all.Thanks again.Nice meeting all of you guys. Good Luck to Dodo who will soon be participating in some International Fashion Show in Manchester. To Apis, Hope you had a great time while you were in the UK, and have a safe journey back home. Don't forget to gimme your account number because I need you to do me a small favor.Hehe. To Hairel, thanks for being such a nice host, though you barely knew me, and it was the first time we met each other. I am gonna miss your cookings, especially your nasik goreng!!!!!And to Izwan, enjoy your trip to Italy. Too bad I am not able to join the trip because I just cannot afford to miss another week from my work and assignments. Have a nice day to everyone.

And now I am back to my mundane daily routine. Sigh... if ONLY Shah did not cancel his trip to the UK, I would have something better to do now. Make sure you'll come next year okay!!! cettt...

Who wants to come to warwick and visit me now?

anyone??!

long silence...

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